I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
