Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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