It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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