When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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