Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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