Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
ok first of all what the fuck
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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