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OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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