i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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