5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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