Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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