I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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