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  oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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• (707): View more from California

  i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.

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