WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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