he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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