what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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