can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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