The maid of honor just puked.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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