For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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