ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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