she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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