So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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