just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
