You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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