I want to walk on stilts...naked
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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