I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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