How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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