Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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