And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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