Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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