i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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