I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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