Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
3pm strippers are depressing
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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