Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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