I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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