i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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