Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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