I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet