My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
