Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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