...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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