That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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