Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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