Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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