Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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