She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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