You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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