Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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