party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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