i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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