So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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