I don't think brook has ever known best
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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