Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Boobs are out for the taking
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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