I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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