The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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