How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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